What number are we on?

OHIO >>> a while
IN A SENTENCE >>> I'm taking a quick trip to the moon. See you in ohio
ORIGIN >>> Anyone who's seen Family Guy will have seen the episode Barely Legal. Stewey talks about Cool Whip but pronounces the 'h' in the word. So in attempt to copy this, Nolly said "I have class in a while(pronounced hwile)" which the person she was talking to mistook as "I have class in ohio". Nolly thought this was bootsing and adopted it as part of her everyday vocab and would now like to share it with the world.

FOOLIOT >>> fool and idiot. yes. you're that annoying.
IN A SENTENCE >>> You don't like Junolordisms? You're a fooliot bra

STOOLIOT >>> Stupid. Fool. Idiot. That's a special kind of stupid. Plus it sounds like you're being called stool. And not the thing you sit on.
IN A SENTENCE >>> You don't know who Shakespeare is? Dude. You're a stooliot.
HONORARY JUNOLORD >>> Singa. She is that guy

WILLIN'T >>> Will not. Like didn't. But with 'will' and not 'did'
IN A SENTENCE >>> If you give me your ring i willn't cut off your hand
and get it myself
HONORARY JUNOLORD >>> Nolly's potato