Clowns, my friends can make you shit bricks...
Clowns with a gun... shit...
That's right! Them chickens have no respect these days!
No respect!
As you can see the foto's were from other sites so warawara we don't take credits for them
>_<>
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Kwismis
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
(reindeer)
Had a very shiny nose
(like a lightbulb)
And if you ever saw him
(saw him)
You would even say it glows
(shiny shiny)
All of the other reindeer
(reindeer)
Used to laugh and call him names
(like dumbo)
They never let poor Rudolph
(Rudolph)
Play their little games
(like cluedo)
Then one stormy Christmas Eve
(ooh)
Santa came to say
(ho ho ho)
Rudolph with your nose so bright
(shine)
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight
(ching ching ching ching ching)
All of the other reindeer
(reindeer)
Shouted out and called with glee
(woo hoo!)
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
(reindeer)
You'll go down in history
(like Hitler, ooh)
(reindeer)
Had a very shiny nose
(like a lightbulb)
And if you ever saw him
(saw him)
You would even say it glows
(shiny shiny)
All of the other reindeer
(reindeer)
Used to laugh and call him names
(like dumbo)
They never let poor Rudolph
(Rudolph)
Play their little games
(like cluedo)
Then one stormy Christmas Eve
(ooh)
Santa came to say
(ho ho ho)
Rudolph with your nose so bright
(shine)
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight
(ching ching ching ching ching)
All of the other reindeer
(reindeer)
Shouted out and called with glee
(woo hoo!)
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
(reindeer)
You'll go down in history
(like Hitler, ooh)
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Post 36, Part 23
A TONSIL >>> Useless. A waste of skin.
IN A SENTENCE >>> That guy at the post office is such a tonsil. All he does is stand there
HONORARY JUNOLORD >>> Jeremy Mansfield
KIND POTATOES >>> The equivalent of "Yours Sincererly" in a letter
IN A LETTER >>> And that, Santa, is my theory on how the elves are trying to take over Christmas.
Kind Potatoes
Chris Kenneth
North Pole Janitor
IN A SENTENCE >>> That guy at the post office is such a tonsil. All he does is stand there
HONORARY JUNOLORD >>> Jeremy Mansfield
KIND POTATOES >>> The equivalent of "Yours Sincererly" in a letter
IN A LETTER >>> And that, Santa, is my theory on how the elves are trying to take over Christmas.
Kind Potatoes
Chris Kenneth
North Pole Janitor
Post Number 35
Yes the numbering system has been bothering us for ohio now. So, because Nolly's social life has been inhibited, she has taken time out of her empty schedule to count the Junolordisms...
OK so this is post number 35 but some posts aren't Junolordisms. So the next post that contains actual Junolordisms will be PART 23. It'll be POST NO. 36, PART 23. See how that works? Even if you don't, its ok. This is useless information.
In case you're wondering which posts aren't Junolordisms (even if you aren't), here they are:
*The Introduction >>> Its an introduction
*The Team >>> It would be weird if you didn't know whose words you were reading
*Borrowed and Adopted Junolordisms >>> They're borrowed
*The Ranting Swede >>> He'd rant at us if we claimed these
*Coffecino >>> Merely sharing the magic of Mo Williams
*Our Heroes >>> How are names Junolordisms? See how it makes sense?
*Minguins >>> Just an announcement of the magic to come
*The Pancake Song >>> A song. La la la...
*The Best Sandwich...EVER >>> Just FYI
*The Real Worm in the...>>> Another little announcement
*Dugisms! Part 1 >>> Dugisms. Junolordisms. Difference.
*Preventing an attack >>> We wish we could take credit for "happy birthday"...
OK so this is post number 35 but some posts aren't Junolordisms. So the next post that contains actual Junolordisms will be PART 23. It'll be POST NO. 36, PART 23. See how that works? Even if you don't, its ok. This is useless information.
In case you're wondering which posts aren't Junolordisms (even if you aren't), here they are:
*The Introduction >>> Its an introduction
*The Team >>> It would be weird if you didn't know whose words you were reading
*Borrowed and Adopted Junolordisms >>> They're borrowed
*The Ranting Swede >>> He'd rant at us if we claimed these
*Coffecino >>> Merely sharing the magic of Mo Williams
*Our Heroes >>> How are names Junolordisms? See how it makes sense?
*Minguins >>> Just an announcement of the magic to come
*The Pancake Song >>> A song. La la la...
*The Best Sandwich...EVER >>> Just FYI
*The Real Worm in the...>>> Another little announcement
*Dugisms! Part 1 >>> Dugisms. Junolordisms. Difference.
*Preventing an attack >>> We wish we could take credit for "happy birthday"...
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Preventing an attack
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JUNOLORD JUJU! Sea cucumbers attack people on their birthdays if you don't wish them a happy birthday and we definitely do not want our dear Juju to be attacked...
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Remember to do the following someday
1) Try as often as you can to run around in rain.
>>it's the most awsome and refreshingly cool feeling.
but remember that a tennis court.. well most courts are conductors.. so not a smart idea to run in them.. Grass is good as long as u don't slip and crack ur skull open.
2)Go to a public place and play dead
>> this does not in anyway mean that u must commit suicide or kill someone. This simply means that u pretend to be dead and see wat ppl do and get a foto of urself doing this ;)
3)Go up to a person, a stranger, and tell them that they are awsome
>> just do it,--all credit to that phrase goes to nike
4)Bake a gingerbreadman
>> he is so awsome that everyone just has to make clones of him at least once to praise his greatness. Don't forget the gumdrop buttons ;)
5)Speak junolordism and spread the awsomeness
>> coz it's just awsome like that XDDDD
WOOHOO!!
P.S: Junolords are not responsible for any damages and accidents... sorry...
we do give hugs and free talks :)
>>it's the most awsome and refreshingly cool feeling.
but remember that a tennis court.. well most courts are conductors.. so not a smart idea to run in them.. Grass is good as long as u don't slip and crack ur skull open.
2)Go to a public place and play dead
>> this does not in anyway mean that u must commit suicide or kill someone. This simply means that u pretend to be dead and see wat ppl do and get a foto of urself doing this ;)
3)Go up to a person, a stranger, and tell them that they are awsome
>> just do it,--all credit to that phrase goes to nike
4)Bake a gingerbreadman
>> he is so awsome that everyone just has to make clones of him at least once to praise his greatness. Don't forget the gumdrop buttons ;)
5)Speak junolordism and spread the awsomeness
>> coz it's just awsome like that XDDDD
WOOHOO!!
P.S: Junolords are not responsible for any damages and accidents... sorry...
we do give hugs and free talks :)
this numbering thing isn't working
BRAIN JUICE>>> the energy juice which is in your brain. it needs to lie flat if you want to stay awake, BEWARE head tilters!!!
USAGE>>> so there I was, riveted to my screen. I tilted my head to one side, tipping my brain juice at an angle and before I knew it I had fallen asleep.
THANKS TO HONORARY JUNOLORD NICCI.
FLAGELLUM>>> a useless excuse for a human being.
USAGE>>> jeez what a waste of space and air that rob pattinson is, whata flagellum.
THANKS TO HONORARY JUNOLORD TEAGYN
CAST UP THE HIGHWAY>>> to sing a crap song
USAGE>>> Yesterday I was casting up the highway. I didn't even realise until my sister pointed out that I was singing a high school musical song.
ORIGIN>> that crappity crap song with crap knobs on that they sing in church with the lyrics "cast up the highway and gather out the stones"
USAGE>>> so there I was, riveted to my screen. I tilted my head to one side, tipping my brain juice at an angle and before I knew it I had fallen asleep.
THANKS TO HONORARY JUNOLORD NICCI.
FLAGELLUM>>> a useless excuse for a human being.
USAGE>>> jeez what a waste of space and air that rob pattinson is, whata flagellum.
THANKS TO HONORARY JUNOLORD TEAGYN
CAST UP THE HIGHWAY>>> to sing a crap song
USAGE>>> Yesterday I was casting up the highway. I didn't even realise until my sister pointed out that I was singing a high school musical song.
ORIGIN>> that crappity crap song with crap knobs on that they sing in church with the lyrics "cast up the highway and gather out the stones"
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Alkoholik Speak
Students: the best drinkers this side of Oirland. Yes, the youth of today enjoy this age old pasttime. And like the Big J himself, some can make alcohol appear out of nowhere.
ABSOLUT >>> Ultra cool
IN A SENTENCE >>> Dude you bought two cases? You're absolut!
TRIPLE DISTILLED>>> Ultra cool to the power of Shakespeare
IN A SENTENCE >>> Where did that come from? I thought the drinks were finished? You turned water into brandy? You're a triple distilled credit to the sport!
NOTE >>> As can see from the example, someone has to be a special kind of special to be triple distilled.
HONORARY JUNOLORD >>> Singa
LABELLED >>> Disgusting. Ewww. Weird. Unnecessary. Basically, anything bad.
IN A SENTENCE >>> Look at that female over there. Being that drunk is just labelled. Ewww she's stripping!
ORIGIN >>> Carling Black Label. Disgusting.
*Kids, drinking is bad for you. The creators of this blog are in no way encouraging drinking. And if you do drink, don't over do it*
ABSOLUT >>> Ultra cool
IN A SENTENCE >>> Dude you bought two cases? You're absolut!
TRIPLE DISTILLED>>> Ultra cool to the power of Shakespeare
IN A SENTENCE >>> Where did that come from? I thought the drinks were finished? You turned water into brandy? You're a triple distilled credit to the sport!
NOTE >>> As can see from the example, someone has to be a special kind of special to be triple distilled.
HONORARY JUNOLORD >>> Singa
LABELLED >>> Disgusting. Ewww. Weird. Unnecessary. Basically, anything bad.
IN A SENTENCE >>> Look at that female over there. Being that drunk is just labelled. Ewww she's stripping!
ORIGIN >>> Carling Black Label. Disgusting.
*Kids, drinking is bad for you. The creators of this blog are in no way encouraging drinking. And if you do drink, don't over do it*
Post number X....
LIGHTBULBING>> useful, enlightening like BAM! you got it
IN A SENTENCE>> I needed to get some cyberspace information so JoJo gave me some lightbulbing advise and then my problems were solved!
PIE.>> Bye
IN A SENTENCE>> I have to go watch the leprechaun give out green poop to people so i have got to run, PIE!*wave*
MOON-WATER>> "THE" drink that make one happy, filled with joy and pumped with energy
IN A SENTENCE>> Mr. X drank a can of Red Bull which gave him wings to fly around the world THREE TIMES!!!! He was obviously in a high place *wink Wink*
ORIGIN>> The discovery of water on the moon, hence: MOON-WATER; led me to think about how it might taste-like and the effects of it. ( At first i thought it might glow-in the dark +_+) ehem~ anyway I have come to the conclusion that if a drink, ANYDRINK could make one happy it shall be named: THE M O O N - W A T E R
IN A SENTENCE>> I needed to get some cyberspace information so JoJo gave me some lightbulbing advise and then my problems were solved!
PIE.>> Bye
IN A SENTENCE>> I have to go watch the leprechaun give out green poop to people so i have got to run, PIE!*wave*
MOON-WATER>> "THE" drink that make one happy, filled with joy and pumped with energy
IN A SENTENCE>> Mr. X drank a can of Red Bull which gave him wings to fly around the world THREE TIMES!!!! He was obviously in a high place *wink Wink*
ORIGIN>> The discovery of water on the moon, hence: MOON-WATER; led me to think about how it might taste-like and the effects of it. ( At first i thought it might glow-in the dark +_+) ehem~ anyway I have come to the conclusion that if a drink, ANYDRINK could make one happy it shall be named: THE M O O N - W A T E R
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