GRAHAMISMS

The man is a genius. He is the embodiment of awesomeness. Some of the adjectives he's used to descibe himself: "Redhead, Chevalier, Enigmatic. At times philanthropic".
Ok...feeling like a complete stalker coz his Twitter, Tumblr and Facebook had to be scoured for this information. Anytoot, he has been made an HONOURARY JUNOLORD FOR LIFE. When told about this great honour he said: "Wickedtastic! I accept! (Bows down and is given a solid gold blackberry)"
*yay*
These are some Grahamisms: (actual quotes in bold)

SEWERAGE PIPE >>> Another word for suicide
USAGE >>> Apparantly there's a dude on hertzog bridge threatening to commit sewerage pipe. Not ayoba.

WARTHOG >>> An annoying/stupid person. Like narshlaag
USAGE >>> Schtoepit WARTHOG F$!?Ball politics course. Blerg dammnit

TROLLCAT >>> An exclamation of annoyance. Or slotted into a sentence to express annoyance
USAGE >>> Trollcat! My BB just died! It's raining trollcat.

OH MY CAT >>> An exclamation
USAGE >>> Oh my cat! Did that man just misquote Shakespeare?!?

YOU LITERALLY MAKE ME WANT TO SHAVE MY LEGS AND EAT THE HAIR WITH MY OTEES. NOW GO PLUCK YOUR NOSE HAIRS >>> That one speak for itself, dontcha think?