More insultations

Mother C*nter>>> Self explanatory. The worst insult possible
In A Sentence>>> You killed your dog?!? You mother c*nter!

Ass licker>>> Derogatory term for a homosexual man
In A Conversation>>> Person A: Where were you last night? You look traumatized
Person B: I was attacked by some ass lickers outside that ass licker club.

Narshlag>>> An idiot/ugly person/fool/hypocrite
In A Conversation>>> Person A: Where's your ex?
Person B: She thought Shakespeare was a movie star and her kisses taste like ass and tuna. An ugly ignoramus if ever there was one
Person A: What a narshlag!
Pronunciation>>> narsh•laag. Must be said with an American accent
Note>>> From Charlie the Unicorn, not the meaning though.

Spaceship>>> An extremely obese individual
In A Sentence>>> That spaceship of a man had to get his door extended to 5 times the width
Note>>> Subtle, isn't it?

*P.S We don't hate homosexuals or extremely grotesque obese people. Well, we don't hate homosexuals.

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LED ZEPPELIN IS....

... love on acid

ELBOW IS...

... AWESOMETASTICUBLOUNOSSITY on crack

PHOENIX IS...

... fun on ethanol

THE BEATLES IS...

... greatness on LSD

MUSE IS...

... WOW on steroids

Insults!!!

Dontcha think it's about time??

You're So Willards>>> you are NOT a simba chippy. therefore you are inedible and grotesque.

IN A SENTENCE>>> Got in himmel Caspar! you ate my Super cool cheese-dorrito-mayo sandwich?? you're so willards!

DERIVATIVES>>> such a willard, 

You are that guy's evil twin>>> you get the nub and gist of this one.

trainee tweeny popperette>>> you got straight A's in gay boy class.

IN CONVERSATION

gay boy A>>> Hi there Normal Guy B, would you like to borrow my Jonas brothers album?

Normal Guy B>>> no. *walks away and mutters under breath* what a trainee tweeny popperette.

GESTURES OF FRUSTRATION/HATRED/ARRGGGHHHHH

1. swiping the index finger on your left hand with that on your right hand in a chastizing manner.

2. raising the nose with a superior attitude so as to suggest: he smells like a donkey's bottom after being licked by a swine.

3. cocking of the head to the left, raising the eyebrows and slowly closing your eyes in exhaustion.

The Best Sandwich...EVER

Ok so a lot of sandwiches have been eaten and this one is officially the best one ever. It was discovered at Oppi Koppi, the best South African music festival EVER! Here are the ingredients:

Two slices of white bread
Two slices of Sweetmilk Parmalat cheese
The blue Doritos
Mayo
Margarine

Ok so you put the slices of white bread on a plate. Put some margarine on that bread. Then you put a slice of cheese on each slice. Then you crush a handful of Doritos. A handful. not more, not less. Spread that on top of one of the slices of cheese on one of the slices on bread. Then spread some mayo on the Doritos. Then put the other slice on top.

ENJOY! Seriously, it's nanja beans with knobs on bread...To the power of Shakespeare. Try it!