Friday, August 21, 2009

Insults!!!

Dontcha think it's about time??

You're So Willards>>> you are NOT a simba chippy. therefore you are inedible and grotesque.
IN A SENTENCE>>> Got in himmel Caspar! you ate my Super cool cheese-dorrito-mayo sandwich?? you're so willards!
DERIVATIVES>>> such a willard, 

You are that guy's evil twin>>> you get the nub and gist of this one.

trainee tweeny popperette>>> you got straight A's in gay boy class.
IN CONVERSATION
gay boy A>>> Hi there Normal Guy B, would you like to borrow my Jonas brothers album?
Normal Guy B>>> no. *walks away and mutters under breath* what a trainee tweeny popperette.

GESTURES OF FRUSTRATION/HATRED/ARRGGGHHHHH

1. swiping the index finger on your left hand with that on your right hand in a chastizing manner.
2. raising the nose with a superior attitude so as to suggest: he smells like a donkey's bottom after being licked by a swine.
3. cocking of the head to the left, raising the eyebrows and slowly closing your eyes in exhaustion.

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