some part with a number somewhere within

GEMSQUASH>>> someone who pretends to be something on the outisde, when is actually something else inside, to avoid base slander and mockery.

USAGE>>> Chicky-poo is such a gemsquash. She isn't even a natural blonde.

N.B. >>> avoid bitchy usage. Being a gemsquash is sometimes unavoidable.... slander is not nice to endure.

*thanks to honorary junolord Li-Ming Pan

WET SOCK DROID>>> Some narshlag who, like a wet sock you are forced to wear, just sucks joy out of your life by existing. Basically, a sea-cucumber on boring steroids.

USAGE>>> Guy A is a typical wet sock droid. He really cooks my meatballs. I will literally throw fish and chips if I have to see him again.

ALPHADELFALOPE>>> someone who goes for OLDDDD people. sexually.

ORIGIN>>> sounds what paedophile might somehow sound like if said backwards (plus/minus a syllable or two)

USAGE>>> my best friend has the hots for my grand father. her alphadelfalope behaviour is causing a rift between us.

DUGISMS! part one

FINALLY HERE THEY ARE! (YAYNESS WITH KNOBS ON)

all credit to master dugmore whose genius is unrivaled.

the most important part is training yourself to pronounce the following words in a dugistic way otherwise you fail like a meatball without spaghetti.

Pronounciations

·       Nuclear- Nucular

·       Statistics- Sasistics

·       Cashews- Kashooooos

·       Problematic- Problematical

·       Czechoslovakia- Czechoslovatvia

·       Bianca- Byanca

·       Camilla- Camela

·       Mussollini- Masollini

·       Accents- Slidy things

·       Destiny- Denisty

·       Balthazar- Bathalazar 

THE REAL WORM IN THE

well actually in this case, it's not a REAL worm but the figurative worm of yore that is pesty and really cooks my meatballs. except he doesnt cook my meatballs because he is not real and even if he were, worms cant cook meatballs... BUT figuratively, the worm in the apple that is life is:

NOLWAZI IS ABSENTIOUS and no longer bestrides this world. because she lost her damnable phoney. anyone have a cellular to donate? Because this has become a (FIGURATIVE) thorn in my side. 

I miss you favoured one. to the power of shakespeario. so much so that I posted it here for you to see with your eyes that i will suck blood through with a straw if you dont get communicable soonies.

xoxo

JO 

ps. JUJU concurrs with all the aforementioned points except, probably, the mad ramblings about worms. 

The Worm in the apple

he is cute. That is all. A sweet little wormy named Slick. I do love him like my very own.