THE REAL WORM IN THE

well actually in this case, it's not a REAL worm but the figurative worm of yore that is pesty and really cooks my meatballs. except he doesnt cook my meatballs because he is not real and even if he were, worms cant cook meatballs... BUT figuratively, the worm in the apple that is life is:

NOLWAZI IS ABSENTIOUS and no longer bestrides this world. because she lost her damnable phoney. anyone have a cellular to donate? Because this has become a (FIGURATIVE) thorn in my side. 

I miss you favoured one. to the power of shakespeario. so much so that I posted it here for you to see with your eyes that i will suck blood through with a straw if you dont get communicable soonies.

xoxo

JO 

ps. JUJU concurrs with all the aforementioned points except, probably, the mad ramblings about worms.