Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Alkoholik Speak

Students: the best drinkers this side of Oirland. Yes, the youth of today enjoy this age old pasttime. And like the Big J himself, some can make alcohol appear out of nowhere.

ABSOLUT >>> Ultra cool
IN A SENTENCE >>> Dude you bought two cases? You're absolut!

TRIPLE DISTILLED>>> Ultra cool to the power of Shakespeare
IN A SENTENCE >>> Where did that come from? I thought the drinks were finished? You turned water into brandy? You're a triple distilled credit to the sport!
NOTE >>> As can see from the example, someone has to be a special kind of special to be triple distilled.
HONORARY JUNOLORD >>> Singa

LABELLED >>> Disgusting. Ewww. Weird. Unnecessary. Basically, anything bad.
IN A SENTENCE >>> Look at that female over there. Being that drunk is just labelled. Ewww she's stripping!
ORIGIN >>> Carling Black Label. Disgusting.

*Kids, drinking is bad for you. The creators of this blog are in no way encouraging drinking. And if you do drink, don't over do it*

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