A lot of people are not huge fans of South Park, but then again, a lot of other people are. And the Junolords don't descriminate. Unfairly.
Here are some South Park quotes!
MR GARRISON (on women): I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
CARTMAN: Respect my authoritah!
JEWISH KID: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
CARTMAN: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp
WENDY: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!
CARTMAN: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise.
CARTMAN: Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian
MR HAT: That’s right, Mr. Garrison. Christopher Columbus discovered America and was the Indians’ best friend. He helped the Indians win their war against Frederick Douglass and freed the Hebrews from Napoleon and discovered France.
KYLE: The fat bitch won't let us
BUS DRIVER: What did you say!?
KYLE: I said rabbits eat lettuce
CARTMAN(on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan): It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom
OTHER MOM: Can Eric spend the night?
MRS CARTMAN: No, I'm sorry, Eric is grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews last week
MR GARRISON: No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people
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