I DO EXCLAIM SOMETIMES

EXCLAMATIONS WHICH SHOULD ALWAYS BE PUNCTUATED WITH THE MIGHTY EXCLAMATION MARK!!! or at least a triple question mark

holy ducks in a row!>>> oh my oath

oh my heavenly miracles!>>> wow. 

oh for tripping over a leprechaun!>>> oh for heaven's sake

What the Chickens???!>>> this is a clever play on the expression "What the Dickens"

What fresh Carrots???!>>> WTF??

for the sake of my panties!>>> for goodness' sake!

THREATENINGNESS!!!

need to threaten someone?? here are threats in ascending order of most scary. *REMEMBER THE BEST THREATS INCLUDE SOME REFERENCE TO BEING EATEN OR BEING FORCE FED.

I will eat your limbs with mash potatoes

USAGE>>>

PERSON A :if you eat my yummy scrum-diddly-umptious-nossity choccy cake with marshymellows then I will eat your limbs with mash potatoes.

I will feed you to my giraffe

USAGE>>> you stoled nolly's phone you useless robber-theif-man, therefore I will hunt you down and feed you to my giraffe.

I will literally force feed you my boogers

USAGE>>>> make me eat lentils again, mother, and I will literally force-feed you my boogers.

I will suck your blood out your eyeball with a straw.

USAGE>>> steal my cookie, go on but remember I will suck your blood through your eyeball with a straw.

I will set my  inbred unicorn on your face.

USAGE>>> if you so much as LOOK at my sherbert (*yum*) I will set my inbred unicorn on your face.

Frustrated?

I will literally throw fish and chips! >>> An expression of frustration.
In a Sentence >>> You lost my car?!? I will literally throw fish and chips if you don't find it quick-sticks!
Note >>> Don't literally throw fish and chips. Unless you have fish and chips to waste. But we're in a a recession so wasting food is not recommended.
Honoorary Junolord >>> Graham Pote. A credit to the sport