need to threaten someone?? here are threats in ascending order of most scary. *REMEMBER THE BEST THREATS INCLUDE SOME REFERENCE TO BEING EATEN OR BEING FORCE FED.
USAGE>>>
PERSON A :if you eat my yummy scrum-diddly-umptious-nossity choccy cake with marshymellows then I will eat your limbs with mash potatoes.
I will feed you to my giraffe
USAGE>>> you stoled nolly's phone you useless robber-theif-man, therefore I will hunt you down and feed you to my giraffe.
I will literally force feed you my boogers
USAGE>>>> make me eat lentils again, mother, and I will literally force-feed you my boogers.
I will suck your blood out your eyeball with a straw.
USAGE>>> steal my cookie, go on but remember I will suck your blood through your eyeball with a straw.
I will set my inbred unicorn on your face.
USAGE>>> if you so much as LOOK at my sherbert (*yum*) I will set my inbred unicorn on your face.
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