I DO EXCLAIM SOMETIMES

EXCLAMATIONS WHICH SHOULD ALWAYS BE PUNCTUATED WITH THE MIGHTY EXCLAMATION MARK!!! or at least a triple question mark

holy ducks in a row!>>> oh my oath

oh my heavenly miracles!>>> wow. 

oh for tripping over a leprechaun!>>> oh for heaven's sake

What the Chickens???!>>> this is a clever play on the expression "What the Dickens"

What fresh Carrots???!>>> WTF??

for the sake of my panties!>>> for goodness' sake!