Saturday, February 13, 2010

I don't understand the numbering system so we shall call this APPENDIX A

I love appendices.....

anytoot...

ANYTOOT>>>> anyway/anyhow/moving swiftly along
USAGE>>>> Oh look a giant hamburger in the sky... anytoot let's start these physics problems.

PUT THE PENIS DOWN>>>> stop your flirting this second/ leave that boy alone/ avoid humans of the testicular variety
USAGE>>> that guy is dangerous like a sea cucumber on crack so could you please just put the penis down
HONORARY JUNOLORD>>> Dela :)

TABLET/ PILL>>> a friend and a useful appendix (hahaha contradiction WOO) in life
USAGE>>> Nolwazi and Juju are my bestest tablets and they will be to ohio and beyond.
DERIVATIONS>>> Cough syrup

EAR TUG>>> someone to be avoided like the plague
ORIGIN>>> when girls tug their ear to get a friend to intervene so that they don't have to talk to a specific person for a moment longer
USAGE>>> Boy A is such an ear tug.... he has THE WORST BREATH and when he speaks to me I want to chunder in his eyes.

1 comment:

  1. who is commenting with chinese proverbs????

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