Tastes Like...

ASS AND TUNA>>> so gross that I think I chundered in my nose.

OREO COOKIE MOUNTAIN>>>  unimaginably dreamy and *yum*

WURST UND BEER>>> it has a germanic quality to it

LEPRECHAUN NUM NUM NUGGETS>>> so expensive that it was made in a pot of gold

JOHNNY DEPP>>> the yummiest food stuff ever to grace my tongue

The Pancake Song

This song was written by the amazing Lebo, composed by Nolly (with the help of Garageband) and produced by Clare in The City That Never Sleeps. P.S Starbucks gets you high.

I like pancakes, everyday
Big, round pancakes
Can you turn them away?
Thunderbolts and lightning
Can be very, very frightening
Without pancakes! Pancakes!

People who are evil try to sell you mini waffles!
Drugs can be harmful but beware of mini waffles!
People who are evil try to sell you mini waffles!
Drugs can be harmful but beware of mini waffles!

La la la la la la la laaa la la la pancakes!
La la la la la la la laaa la la la pancakes!

The craving is here and I can’t deny
But there’s no batter!
Ooh to make my pancakes!
What will I do?
Who can I run to?
I…Need…My pancakes!
Mice have their cheese, Dogs have their bones
I…Had...My pancakes
Ooh my pancakes
I want my pancakes

Pancakes!
I hate my therapist!
Pancakes!
He called me crazy

Pancake. Pancake. Pancake. Pancake.Pancake. Pancake. Pancake. Pancake.

I like pancakes, everyday
Big, round pancakes
Can you turn them away?
Pancake…Pancake…PancakePANCAKE!

Honorary Junolords: Lebo & Clare

Number after-four

Only I'm allowed >>> Back off. Whatever you can do, I can do better. (Basically, this conversation has ended)
In conversation >>>
Person A: Hey person B, pretty cool *cool object* you got there
Person: NO! Only I'm allowed



In the future >>> Later on. This works whether the future is in 2 seconds or 10yrs or in heaven or in hell. Coz its always the future. This way, you never have to say goodbye
In conversation >>> K I'm gonna go stop a speeding bullet now, see you in the future

Milk-curdler >>> One who ruins your day/week/month/year/decade/century/life
In conversation >>> A 2000 word essay?!? Prof. Whatshisname is such a milk curdler, I had plans!

MINGUINS

i have one thing to say and one thing only

THE MINGUINS ARE COMING!!!!

meet BLUDGEON, BLADDER and NED and their leader:

KING FRIDAY

as they takeover the South Pole and give evil genii all over the world a chance at real happiness.

LET UNCHRISTMAS TIDE BEGIN

OUR HEROES

OK so we thought it was high time we acknowledge some of our influences. It's a looooong list but without the following people we probably would all have had the joy sucked outta our brains by sea cucumbers by now... and yes, we watcha a lorra lorra cartoons

The Beatles

Kris Wilson

Mo Williams

Walt Disney

Eric Theodore Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh

Buddha 

JK Rowling

The Killers (of the HOT FUSS ERA NOT post hot fuss)

Blooregard Q Kazoo, Mac, Mrs Foster, Eduardo, COCO, Wilt, Cheese, Frances Foster, Mr Herriman

Wiley Coyote

Buggs Bunny

Nigel Uno and the Kids Next Door

The Procrastinator

Digby Ricci

Charles Dugmore

Laurel and Hardy

Charlie Chaplin

Sheep and his big city gang

Mike Lu and Og

Phineas and Ferb

Tim Burton

Johnny Depp

Douglas Adams

MUSE

MAD magazine

DC comics

... yeah and also MARVEL

all our wonderful chirpy friends who say bootsing things

Nemo

Spongebob

the Simpsons

Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory

and many more but we will get to them in the future

love to shakespeare

cup of mocha choca coffeecino>>> yumminess impersonated

IN A SENTENCE>>> Jim Sturgess is my cup of mocha choca coffeecino

DERIVATIVES>>> Cup of freezicino with cream, cup of hot choccy with marshy mallows

ridonculonkulosis>>>> friggin strange

IN A SENTENCE>>>> that movie idle hands, although hysterically bootsing, is ridonculonkulosis

SUPERLATIVE>>> ridonculonkulosisnossus

ninja beans>>> equivalent of "cool beans" or "top banana"

IN A PHONE CONVERSATION>>>

PERSON A: hey there Person B, let's go see a movie?

PERSON B: whatcha wanna see person A?

PERSON A: ERRRMMM.... hows about Reverend Random Chilli Pepper and the Dancing Monkeys on the Moon?

Person B: wow I have been dyyyyiiing to see that Person A

Person A: Ninja Beans! see you at 8?

Person B: Top Banana. caio caio.

DERIVATIVES>>> Ninja Lentils

BANKING

*THE ULTIMATE EUPHEMISM*

basically, when referring to anything in relationships "banking" terms make the perfect analogy.

i.e.

Long Term Investment>>> someone you see yourself with in a serious relationship 

IN A SENTENCE>>> OMG Frikkie just asked me out, I think he is deffo a long term investment

derivatives>>> LTI

ATM withdrawal>>> your standard "hit and run" hook-up

IN CONVERSATION

PERSON A: hey there person B, I heard that you hooked up with Person C on Friday night, 

PERSON B: *reluctant agreement* yes, it's true

PERSON A: so are you going to go out with person C?

PERSON B: *aghast* NEVER! he was just a quick ATM withdrawal

Financial Consultant>>> relationship counsellor

IN A SENTENCE>>> Jane and I are having commitment issues, we are thinking of seeing a financial consultant

Premium share>>> a hottie mchottie

IN A SENTENCE>>> Ed Westwick is a walking, talking, chuck-bassing premium share 

Coffecino

Private Public: How would you like to try the coffecino sir?

General Specific: What's coffecino?

Private Public: It combines the great flavour of coffee with the fun flavour of cappucino!

General Specific: But cappucino is coffee...

Private Public: And coffecino is BOTH!

~Once again, thank you to Mo Williams for creating Sheep in the Big City.

Singable Junolordisms!!!!

lalalalalaala

Thunderbolts and lightning can be very very frightening without pancakes>>> I'm craving for movie fish

IN A SINGABLE SENTENCE>>> Hey Mister concession-stand man, thunderbolts and lightning can be vair vair frightening without pancakes so whip me up some m&ms with a side of buttery poppycorn pleases.

like hitler woooooooo>>> you are going down in history legend person

IN A SENTENCE>>> wow!!! you just ate seventeen chappies at one time! you are like hitler woooooooo

I am the walrus coo coo ca choo>>> I am a cheese-coolite with knobs

IN A SENTENCE>>> because I can count to shakespeare, I am the walrus coo coo ca choo and should be worshipped

The Ranting Swede!

We all know and love the Ranting Swede from Sheep in the Big City. And if you don't know him, you should defs watch some more Cartoon Network. And if you know him but don't love him...well...you're SO not that guy!

So we've compiled a list of Ranting Swedisms to keep you happy. These are the equivalent of using "You know what really grates my cheese?" because that phrase is so 1800s.

>>I'll tell you one thing that cooks my meatballs!

>>I'll tell you what gets my goat!

>>I'll tell you something that steams my clams!

>>I'll tell you one thing that scrambles my eggs but good!

>>I'll tell you something that really steals my hubcap!

>>I'll tell you one thing that really clips my begonias!

>>I'll tell you someone who really panfries my veal cutlet!

>>You know what really installs my aluminium siding?

>>You know what really gets my goat cheese?

>>You know what really shreds my sensitive documents?

>>I'll tell you something that tips my valet parking attendant good!

>>I'll tell you what really steams my wrinkled blouses!

>>You know what really shaves my house cat in preparation for a veterenary procedure?

>>You know what really tweezes my eyebrows in the middle?

And because we love you, here are some actual rants from our favourite ranting Swede, The Ranting Swede:

"I'll tell you something that really steals my hubcap! I'm walking down the street and all of a sudden there's a sign, flashing in my face saying "DON'T WALK". Don't walk? What am I supposed to do? Are you going to buy me a car so I can drive? Or maybe a motor scooter? Wait! Now it says walk! Arrgh the crazy sign can't even make up it's mind! I can't stand a wishy washy sign! Now a stop sign, there's a sign with oomph!"

"I'll tell you what really steams my wrinkled blouses! When people come up to me and say "Hey! You've got a hungry bobcat on your head!". Like I don't know that! What business is it of theirs anyway? I could walk around with anything on my head, its a free country isn't it? And I know the cat's name (Bob) in the first place and-*he looks in a mirror*-AHHH! There's a bobcat on my head! AHHH! I still hate it when people tell me that though. AHHH!!!" *meow*

"I'll tell you something that bathes my cat but good! I go to the grocery the other day and I say to the vegetable man "Well I like yellow grapefruit but not pink grapefruit" and he says "Suit yourself." I'M SUPPOSED TO SUIT MYSELF? Oh no! It's so complicated! You have to cut, you have to stitch and everything has to be just right! And then there's double stitching! And then what if I fit it and it's last years style?!? I'd have to ALTER IT!"

"I'll tell you what gets my goat! Have you ever seen a piano? It's got 88 keys and I only have 10 fingers! And every key makes a different note. If I wanna play the piano, I have to invite more than 8 friends! And that's extra fingers doing nothing! And all the friends will want some snacks and some chips and some cheese curls and they'll want some Shrimpola Cola. "Hey do you have any Shrimpola Cola?" I don't even know what that is and I'm from Sweden! It's ridiculous! They should have just 10 keys on a piano and leave it at that!"

~Thank you to Mo Williams for creating Sheep In The Big City

Parto Quatro

Cheese-Cool >>> The Highest level of cool possible

IN A SENTENCE >>> Kris Wilson of Cyanide and Happiness is Cheese-Coolest of all Cheese-Cools

Awesometastic >>> Awesome. And fantastic. Times Shakespeare (See "Shakespeare" below)

IN A SENTNCE >>> Dude, have you seen The Hangover? Its awesometastic!

DERIVATIVES >>> Awesometasticabulous, awesometasticness, awesometasticabulousnessissity

Shakespeare >>> The highest number

IN CONVERSATION>>>

Person A: I love you

Person B: I love you times infinity

Person A: I love you times infinity to the power of Shakespeare

Person B: Wow...*sobs* That's so *sniffles* much *sniffles* love!

"...with knobs">>> the same as adding "est" to an adjective

therefore "the bees kneesiest" and "the bees knees with knobs" are synonymous 

IN A SENTENCE>>> Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is awesometastic to the power of shakespeare and also, he is cheese-cool. he is truly the bees knees with knobs

"...with tassles">>> opposite of "with knobs"

thus meaning, the lowest form of awfulness attainable

IN A SENTENCE>>>> the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus are equivalent to sea gerkins with tassles... 

Borrowed and Adopted Junolordisms

Some borrowed and adopted Junolordisms from the awesomeland of cartoons and comics and filmies

Mune >>>> antonym for Immune

IN A SENTENCE>>> He's immune?? NONSENSE. we shall just have to make him mune then

* from FOSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS the most legendest show ever

Stitious>>> a diluted form of superstitious

IN CONVERSATION>>>> 

Person A: don't walk under that ladder! something bad will happen

Person B: you are a superstitious freak person A

Person A: no, I'm not. I am just a stitious freak person B

*from THE OFFICE which is full of hilariousnossus (latin superflousness is necessary to describe its funniness) and also to CAMILLA for her contribution

Coffeecino >>>> really just cappucino but better

IN A SENTENCE>>> I am off to the cafe to purchase a hot beverage, specifically a tall mocha choca coffeecino with cream to go.

*from SHEEP IN THE BIG CITY which is REALLY the legendestest show ever made.

Prepare to be thwarted>>> I am going to take you down bitchface.

IN A SENTECE>>> dude, you just peed in my kitchen sink?!? WT efffff??? Prepare to be thwarted.

*from the most genius of all genii on this doomed planet: KRIS WILSON OF CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS!

coco coco!>>> dude, I have no idea what you just said.

IN CONVERSATION>>>

person A: *mumble mumble mumble*

person B: coco coco

person C: hello. I am a pyscho killer here to eat your toes with sushi.

person A: that's what I was trying to tell you inconspicuously person A!

The Cheese to my macaroni >>> The love of your life

IN A SENTENCE >>> Last night he came to my window with flowers and started playing the guitar. He's the cheese to my macaroni

*from Juno, is there a more aweosome movie?

"gravity thou art a heartless bitch">>> an exclaimation of frustration to be said after attempting to fly off a roof and subsequently falling... sorta like Bertha Mason in Jane Eyre

IN CONVERSATION

person A: hey man what happened to your face? did you fight with your blender again?

Person B: *sadly* no, I thought I could fly. Turns out, I can't

Person A: Aaaah... gravity, thou art a heartless bitch

*from THE BIG BANG THEORY, which is the show that is the bees kneesiest

Part The Third

Stalin is my father>>>> I am a legend wife beater bitch.

IN A SENTENCE>>> Yeah, I am that guy. Stalin is my father. *hard slap*

----->the honourary Junolord 2 is LEBO!!! <3

Moses>>> a Slave

IN A SENTENCE>>> you are now my moses.... bow to me... and bake me a cookie.

PLURALS>>> Moseses, Mosesii

Bestriding the world like a giant *insert adjectival phrase here* colossus>>> taking over the world with *said adjectival phrase*

*example adjectival phrases>>> verbal, economic, sexual, homophobic

IN A SENTENCE>>> One day Nolly will bestride this world like a giant pyromanic colossus and we will burn like London in that song about the bridge.

ORIGIN>>> Charles Dugmore. Lord of DUGGISMS (soon to be featured exclusively at junolordisms). NB. Shakespeare is his father. Stalin is his mother. John Lennon wants his babies. he is a credit to all sports.

The Team

NOLLY, JORDYN, JUJU

THE JUNOLORDS!

Jordyn: Not your average female human. Not even your average human. Not even your average Earth dweller. Just a fun-loving, highly intelligent young lady with lots of excitablets. Hyperative excitablets at that. Jordyn is pretty much what one could call a genius, in every sense of the word. Apart from being a future astrophysicist, she's also an up-and-coming novelist. Jordyn is truly a credit to the sport

Julz: Proudly yellow! Yes, that's our Juju. She's the resident Asian (she's Korean) in the team and she's the artistically creative doctor. We are quite glad she's actually studying medicine and not just cutting people up. She seems to enjoy playing with scalpels. When she's not doctorising, Juju is playing Sims 3, creating 3D Batmans and Kennys, watching anime or just drawing cool stuff! Go Juju, Go Juju!

Nolly: Destructive, masochistic, musical pyromaniac. That's Nolly. People have tried to understand her and they have failed every time. Except Jordyn and Juju, who seem to understand the workings of her brain. No-one really knows why she's studying law because she seems to be graphic-designedly inclined. We think its the Latin. Nolly is the member of the team who will stand up, sing a song, do a little jig then sit down and read a book. Worried? You should be.

Peter: An honourary Junolord!

Part 2

Sea Cucumber>>>> the most boringest thing you can imagine. They eat the excitablets in your brain. (for "excitablets", see below)

IN A SENTENCE>>> History was so boring today. I swear a sea cucumber got in through my ear and ate my excitablets.

DERIVATIVES>>> sea pickle. Sea gerkin.

Excitablets>>> the particles of joy in your brain that make you happy.

IN A SENTENCE>>> He isn't hyper- His excitablets are on steroids, that's all.

Cyberspacively>>> via cyberspace.

IN A SENTENCE>>> "... xoxox.... did you see what I did there? I sent you exes and ohs cyberspacively"

DERIVATIVES>>> cyberspacive

Part 1

You are that guy >>> The equivalent of "you are the man"

IN A SENTENCE>>> "You went bungee jumping with a broken leg? You are that guy!"

DERIVATIVEs>>> We are those guys, they are those guys, you're NOT that guy

Let's go canteen! >>> Let's go grab a bite to eat
IN A SENTENCE>>> "Let's go canteen, I haven't eaten since breakfast"

Bootsing>>> Another word for "amusing"

IN A SENTENCE>>> "...and then he kissed the monkey! It was tres bootsing"

DERIVATIVES>>> bootsant

Movie fish >>> Food you eat at the movies

IN A SENTENCE>>> "Popcorn and Astro are great movie fish"

You are a credit to the sport >>> The equivalent of "you are the man"
IN A SENTENCE>>> "No one else would be brave enough to do that Jack, you are a credit to the sport"

Introduction

Junolordism. Much like colloquialism. But cooler beacuse it was invented by Juju, Nolly and Jordyn. Hence: Junolordism .

Basically Junolordism is a way of life, a manner of speaking that separates the normal people from...well...us. Think of Junolordisms as speech enhancers that could really get you far in life.

As we find more of them, we'll add them to this blog and we hope to be able to write the Junolordism dictionary. Or something. Someday. Hopefully.

P.S Please acknowledge your source when using these speech enhancers. Thank you.