Thursday, July 9, 2009

Part The Third

Stalin is my father>>>> I am a legend wife beater bitch.
IN A SENTENCE>>> Yeah, I am that guy. Stalin is my father. *hard slap*
----->the honourary Junolord 2 is LEBO!!! <3

Moses>>> a Slave
IN A SENTENCE>>> you are now my moses.... bow to me... and bake me a cookie.
PLURALS>>> Moseses, Mosesii

Bestriding the world like a giant *insert adjectival phrase here* colossus>>> taking over the world with *said adjectival phrase*
*example adjectival phrases>>> verbal, economic, sexual, homophobic
IN A SENTENCE>>> One day Nolly will bestride this world like a giant pyromanic colossus and we will burn like London in that song about the bridge.
ORIGIN>>> Charles Dugmore. Lord of DUGGISMS (soon to be featured exclusively at junolordisms). NB. Shakespeare is his father. Stalin is his mother. John Lennon wants his babies. he is a credit to all sports.


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