Sunday, July 19, 2009

BANKING

*THE ULTIMATE EUPHEMISM*

basically, when referring to anything in relationships "banking" terms make the perfect analogy.

i.e.

Long Term Investment>>> someone you see yourself with in a serious relationship 
IN A SENTENCE>>> OMG Frikkie just asked me out, I think he is deffo a long term investment
derivatives>>> LTI

ATM withdrawal>>> your standard "hit and run" hook-up
IN CONVERSATION
PERSON A: hey there person B, I heard that you hooked up with Person C on Friday night, 
PERSON B: *reluctant agreement* yes, it's true
PERSON A: so are you going to go out with person C?
PERSON B: *aghast* NEVER! he was just a quick ATM withdrawal

Financial Consultant>>> relationship counsellor
IN A SENTENCE>>> Jane and I are having commitment issues, we are thinking of seeing a financial consultant

Premium share>>> a hottie mchottie
IN A SENTENCE>>> Ed Westwick is a walking, talking, chuck-bassing premium share 




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