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What a Cecum...

For the past few months I was rejected logging into Junolordism.
I have come up with one conclusion:

Internet explorer is a Cecum

It's just there and does nothing..
A good for nothing waste of space for human beings just like a cecum.
Very much like a tonsil except that in other species it may be useful..



Anyway
TOOTHPASTE FOR DINNER is cheese-cool




I will really like a bonbon fire..

WAHAHAHA let's get sexual.

this is great


BANGLE WEAVING>>> being sexually satisfied
USAGE>>> I haven't had my bangle woven in ohio (sad face)
VARIATIONS>>> bangle weaver
HONORARY JUNOLORD: Clare the magnificent

that's all, as you were.

South Park Quotes

A lot of people are not huge fans of South Park, but then again, a lot of other people are. And the Junolords don't descriminate. Unfairly.
Here are some South Park quotes!

MR GARRISON (on women): I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

CARTMAN: Respect my authoritah!

JEWISH KID: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
CARTMAN: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp

WENDY: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!
CARTMAN: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise.

CARTMAN: Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian

MR HAT: That’s right, Mr. Garrison. Christopher Columbus discovered America and was the Indians’ best friend. He helped the Indians win their war against Frederick Douglass and freed the Hebrews from Napoleon and discovered France.

KYLE: The fat bitch won't let us
BUS DRIVER: What did you say!?
KYLE: I said rabbits eat lettuce

CARTMAN(on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan): It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom

OTHER MOM: Can Eric spend the night?
MRS CARTMAN: No, I'm sorry, Eric is grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews last week

MR GARRISON: No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people

GRAHAMISMS

The man is a genius. He is the embodiment of awesomeness. Some of the adjectives he's used to descibe himself: "Redhead, Chevalier, Enigmatic. At times philanthropic".
Ok...feeling like a complete stalker coz his Twitter, Tumblr and Facebook had to be scoured for this information. Anytoot, he has been made an HONOURARY JUNOLORD FOR LIFE. When told about this great honour he said: "Wickedtastic! I accept! (Bows down and is given a solid gold blackberry)"
*yay*
These are some Grahamisms: (actual quotes in bold)

SEWERAGE PIPE >>> Another word for suicide
USAGE >>> Apparantly there's a dude on hertzog bridge threatening to commit sewerage pipe. Not ayoba.

WARTHOG >>> An annoying/stupid person. Like narshlaag
USAGE >>> Schtoepit WARTHOG F$!?Ball politics course. Blerg dammnit

TROLLCAT >>> An exclamation of annoyance. Or slotted into a sentence to express annoyance
USAGE >>> Trollcat! My BB just died! It's raining trollcat.

OH MY CAT >>> An exclamation
USAGE >>> Oh my cat! Did that man just misquote Shakespeare?!?

YOU LITERALLY MAKE ME WANT TO SHAVE MY LEGS AND EAT THE HAIR WITH MY OTEES. NOW GO PLUCK YOUR NOSE HAIRS >>> That one speak for itself, dontcha think?

I don't understand the numbering system so we shall call this APPENDIX A

I love appendices.....

anytoot...

ANYTOOT>>>> anyway/anyhow/moving swiftly along
USAGE>>>> Oh look a giant hamburger in the sky... anytoot let's start these physics problems.

PUT THE PENIS DOWN>>>> stop your flirting this second/ leave that boy alone/ avoid humans of the testicular variety
USAGE>>> that guy is dangerous like a sea cucumber on crack so could you please just put the penis down
HONORARY JUNOLORD>>> Dela :)

TABLET/ PILL>>> a friend and a useful appendix (hahaha contradiction WOO) in life
USAGE>>> Nolwazi and Juju are my bestest tablets and they will be to ohio and beyond.
DERIVATIONS>>> Cough syrup

EAR TUG>>> someone to be avoided like the plague
ORIGIN>>> when girls tug their ear to get a friend to intervene so that they don't have to talk to a specific person for a moment longer
USAGE>>> Boy A is such an ear tug.... he has THE WORST BREATH and when he speaks to me I want to chunder in his eyes.

38-25. Simply Bothersome

There are certain things in life that tend to grate the mozzarella of many. These are just some of those graters:

PEOPLE THAT WEAR SUNGLASSES INDOORS AT NIGHT >>> What the chickens are you doing? Sunglasses were invented by some budding entrepreneur so that people's eyes could be protected from harmful UV rays. Which come from the sun. Which is out during the day. Usually outside. So where's the logic in what you're doing? Come on buddy, take them off.

WHEN PEOPLE WRITE "YOUR" INSTEAD OF "YOU'RE" >>> Too many people do this. Why?

PEOPLE WHO WEAR CROCS>>> We know you thinks it's cheese-cool but actually it's just bleh. It isn't even nice in a zeff way. If we find you we will feed your feet to our dragon because YOU certainly don't deserve to have footsies if you dress 'em in crocs.

GUYS WHO GROPE>>>> hello?? females are not walking pillars of sex. Some of us don't like to be turned into squeeze toys.... If you touch me I will not think you are hot/cool/sexy/amazing and no, I certainly will not feel inclined to do you on the dancefloor so why not just BACK THE FUDGE DOWN.

PEOPLE WHO SAY "and I" INCORECCULARLY>>>> Ok guys here's the rub---> would you normally say: "me ate a cake?" NO. so why say "Jenny and me ate a cake..." ? it's the same. Equally incorrecular is to say "That food is for Sally and I." when do you ever say "That is for I???" please don't be retarded, its just annoying if you don't actually have a medical condition.

FEMALES THAT WEAR REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY SHORT DRESSES >>> Your shoes are expensive. Your hair looks awesome. Your make up is immaculate. Your jewellery is beautiful. So clearly you're not destitute. So why couldn't you afford the rest of that dress? It is not sexy when half your ass is sticking out! Go home little girl, go home...

PEOLE WHO PRONOUNCE "MENLYN" AND "BROOKLYN" AS "MENLANE" AND "BROOKLANE" >>> Please dear human, tell me where you see an a in any of those words. Please! Maybe I'm just illiterate.

THE LITTLE COTTON THINGS THEY PUT IN PILL BOTTLES >>> Why do they do that? Ok there's a reason but how am I supposed to get my happy pills?!? Why must cotton be the moat preventing me from entering the castle of happy hapiness?!?

PEOPLE WHO MAKE OUT IN LECTURE HALLS >>> Its all good and well that you guys are in love. We're happy for you. But when people say "get a room" they usually mean an empty one. Where people aren't trying to get an education.

POST 37, PART 24

Here are some junolordisms from the mother city- WOOOOOOOOOO. cape town rocks socks B.T.DUBS.

JEEPER'S CREEPERS STALIN'S PEEPERS>>> oh my oath/ HOLY CRAP FUDGE/ wow.
USAGE>>> Jeepers creepers, stalin's peepers! did you know that MGMT is releasing a new album this year?? YESSSSSSS- tres cheese coolness with knoblets.

B.T.DUBS>>> BTW/ By The Way
USAGE>>> B.T.DUBS are you taking that chemistry class??

INCORRECULLAR>>>an ironic way of saying incorrect
IN CONVERSATION>>>

PERSON A: sometimes I put a comma between two full sentences

PERSON B: jeepers creepers, stalin's peepers person B! that's a comma splice and it's grammatically incorrecullar...


UNLEXICAL>> dyslexic and grammatically incorrecular all at once... YESSSSS.
USAGE>>> I couldn't read the notice, and my essay is crap- I think I have gone unlexical.

OCEANOGRAPHY FOR THE SKY>>> Astrophysics
USAGE>>> Jordyn is studying oceanography of the sky

WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE>>> I disagree with your view
IN CONVERSATION>>>

PERSON A: I hate communists, they are the worst
PERSON B: we can't be friends anymore